First of all, this is not a family friendly blog – I love swear words and I refuse to censor myself with them. Beware. Although I have gotten a bit better about this since finding out I’m pregnant. I now reserve most swearing for when I am driving. I’m a major shit talker when I drive.
Second of all: I am assuming that if you are reading this, you are an adult with a sense of humor. If you are not both of those, please leave now. This is my mini-disclaimer, and though it’s a little harsh, I want to make it very clear, especially to family and friends, that you read at your own risk! Talking about my blog at family functions is not desirable. Co-workers! This goes for you as well.
Third of all, if I am lucky enough to have you in my life chances are you or your personality will be referenced in this blog. If you would rather not be mentioned by name please let me know. I’d be happy to christen you with an appropriate nickname. 
Writing is my therapy. I like to be as honest as possible at all times. It is possible I may offend or irritate you at times. That is okay. Just let me know and we’ll discuss it. Most likely I respect you and I hope you’ll respect me too. Let’s keep it adult like.
